I asked for one thing for my birthday
Make it two
A fancy party
And a velvet red robe
Marti didn’t disappoint
Who am I kidding
She never does
Folded mindlessly
On an old velvet green love seat
Lay my velvet red robe
With golden touches of flowers
On the bottom, collar, and cufflings
Slipped it on
As quick as can be
Buttoned the two buttons
Just around the neck
And tied her up nice
I looked at my reflection
Only to find
An emperor
Of some Asian democracy
He quickly transformed
Into none other then
Hugh Hefner himself
Surrounded by saucy big boobed bunnies
With cute little tails
I shook my head
In complete disbelief
And when Halloween
Came around
Not so long ago
A vampire emerged
Blood dripping down
From my sharp glued in teeth
I spooked em all
Screaming “Countess Dracula…
She’s so Spo0o0o0oky”
Whoever I may be
It’s the robe
That makes it
More than possible
To jump in disguise
As a ruler, a pimp, or a blood sucking whore
To be honest
I've really grown
to like them all
I like!
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