Repoonzel (Carly and Blake collaboration)
The dark widowed mistress
Held up in her tower
Whines sipping wine
Can’t even find the time to shower
Or shave, wax, or pluck
Rapoonzel’s long mane
That protects her love canyon
Matted and braided in vain
While she waits for her Prince
Flaccid Penn Isaac
As he rides on his stallion
Getting closer to his Princess Poon
He yells up to cupid’s cupboard
“Rapoonzel, Rapoonzel
Let down your bearded clam
Let the world see you wet mangy hair
Hair of great poon
You’ve been growing so long
Nurtured and aged
The time has come today
To build up the courage
Lay out your carpet
That matches the drapes
Let me climb up the bush
And into your cave