Repoonzel (Carly and Blake collaboration)

Here lies the story of Rapoonzel

The dark widowed mistress

Held up in her tower

Whines sipping wine

Can’t even find the time to shower

Or shave, wax, or pluck

Rapoonzel’s long mane

That protects her love canyon

Matted and braided in vain

While she waits for her Prince

Flaccid Penn Isaac

As he rides on his stallion

Getting closer to his Princess Poon

He yells up to cupid’s cupboard

“Rapoonzel, Rapoonzel

Let down your bearded clam

Let the world see you wet mangy hair

Hair of great poon

You’ve been growing so long

Nurtured and aged

The time has come today

To build up the courage

Lay out your carpet

That matches the drapes

Let me climb up the bush

And into your cave